![]() Want to buy it? Consider buying it using my affiliate page. The book is travel-sized so you can bring it with you as you navigate the streets as a newly fanged creature of the night and ensure that you are never caught short in a situation where you aren’t sure how to proceed (and survive). I did laugh out loud at times and thoroughly enjoyed this little book. In fact, one out of five newly turned vampires will succumb to a slew of easily avoidable and common pitfalls within their first few months as a nightwalkertempting garlic-laced Italian food, silver jewelry, and anything with an SPF below 1,000 will have to go. If I ever turn into a vampire, I now know how to deal with life then (or unlife). This is cleverly written and both make fun of some of the old myths and also moves the vampire legend into our day, therefore adapting what you might need to do as a vampire in order to survive. Being bitten by and turned into a vampire isn’t the glitz and glamor that Hollywood makes it out to be. This was a really funny book, as well as being educational (har har). ![]() This helpful tome will cover everything from Vampire 101-such as hunting, feeding, and getting used to your new powers-to Vampire Graduate Studies-such as coffin selection, the ghoulish world of vampiric social hierarchy, and the universal Laws of the Vampire. ![]() ![]() In fact, one out of five newly turned vampires will succumb to a slew of easily avoidable and common pitfalls within their first few months as a nightwalker-tempting garlic-laced Italian food, silver jewelry, and anything with an SPF below 1,000 will have to go.Īs an answer to this tragic loss of undead life, “Count” Domenick Dicce has written the definitive how-to guide that just might save your pale, ice-cold skin. Original Title: You’re a Vampire – That Sucks!: A Survival Guideīeing bitten by and turned into a vampire isn’t the glitz and glamor that Hollywood makes it out to be. ![]()
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